Ancient Egyptian mythology is way more "NSFW" than they taught us in school. 😳🏜️ Forget the Big Bang—according to the Heliopolis creation myth, the universe started with an act of... self-love. The god Atum (Ra) was alone in the void and didn't have anyone to help him create the world. So, he literally masturbated the first two gods (Shu and Tefnut) into existence. His hand was even worshipped as a goddess called "The Hand of Atum." ✋✨ The next time you think modern TV is too much, just rememb

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