Egypt striker Mohamed Salah's breathtaking season for Liverpool will further cement his place in the upper echelon of African stars, so it's a shame he'll never win the Ballon d'Or unless he plays in a major

The Egyptian, who is out of contract in summer, has 41 direct goal involvements (25 goals, 16 assists) for Liverpool this season

Liverpool will have to suffer a meltdown of biblical proportions if their quest to win the Premier League is to be thwarted and even the entire squad being covered in boils, the Mersey turning into a river of blood and infestations of frogs, lice and flies may not be enough to stop Arne Slot ’s team.