In case you didn't know, babies are gassy. Baby farts, burps, shart and poop, are common around the clock. The amount of gas they release on an hourly basis can sometimes put a grown man to shame.

I am, for the most part, a sour and grumpy human who has HAD IT UP TO HERE (imagine something really high) with the internet’s incessant dazzles and follies. But every once in a long, long while, a ...